Friday, September 16, 2016

Titled Fuckboi's

Shio Memoney

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Pokemon Jump 1000
-50 Small Town
-50 Shiny (Eevee)
Free starter
Physical fitness (free)
Aura (discount) -300
Mechanic (discount)-150
Survival Training -100
parachute -50
wing suit -50
rebreather -50
Chosen Starting Region (Hoenn) -100
Change Gender (To female) -100
Cursed (neg 1 to all roles except for 1's and Crits (max number allowed on the die))
+200
Scared ( All except for eevee's )+200
Every Hm -50
50k Pokedollars -50
Bicycle -50
tranq gun -200
Welding torch -50
All points done story update soon friends :3!

23 comments:

  1. Greetings Shio!

    ...Um... just out of curiosity, why a parachute? And a wing suit? and a welding torch what in the world are you planning to do here?? - D. Shard

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    1. I am planning to give them to a person and then weld the parachute closed out of curiosity. ^-^

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    2. ... I'm starting to wonder if King and I are the only reasonable ones here. - D. Shard

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  2. Wow, not even a title. Do they seriously just let anybody do this kind of thing?

    - Dingo Brando

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    1. Apprently they do since I see a dog found out how to type and somehow made it to my page.
      -Shio #hissfuckboy

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    2. And I already want nothing more to do with you.

      - Dingo Brando

      ... Please forgive my father. He is in a foul mood as of late.

      - Arthur Brando-Pendragon II

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  3. Another future subject has entered the scene. Best of luck to you on your journey, young Shio. Be sure to make many friends and discover who you are during your jumps. - From, a welcoming Future Jump King

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    1. While I thank you for the post and good wishes I shall be the jump king.

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    2. It has already been foretold that I shall be the future king of the jumpers. You cannot change a multiversal constant with mere conjecture. You must prove your worth over a multitude of lifetimes before that right can be called your. Do you think you have what it takes? - From, a reflective Future Jump King

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    3. I apologize freindo but you seem to be mistaking yourself for me but you are my fake after all.
      -Shio

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  5. Wow. You can't even put a f*cking title on this jump? Throw yourself in the sea. I bet it will somehow be saltier than the Dead Sea.





    -Sigmund

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    1. At least I don't masturbate in public
      #roasted
      -Shio #hiss

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    2. I mean...considering that I am more endowed than almost any male you'll ever encounter, I am almost as manly as Gaston for having bigger balls to get off in front of a crowd.

      -Sigmund

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    3. Compensating for your lack of manly muscles I see
      #weakbeef
      -shio

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    4. Considering I can bench press two of you and can flex my manly muscles at the same time, you are nothing but skin and bones to my manliness, pussycat.

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    5. Oh wow you can bench press a cat x2 such strength much strength such wow much weak
      #exhibitionistfilth.
      -Shio

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    6. A cat? I was just flirting with you but you're a cat? Nevermind, they really do let any sh*t lord play nowadays.

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    7. Why you try to flirt with me, misa not interested and that is part cat to you -Shio

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    8. Oh! So English is not your specialty either. Isn't there suppose to be a question mark somewhere in there? And who the f*ck is Misa?

      By the way, I'm an exhibitionist, not a furry. With that knowledge, you went from a 5 to 0.

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    9. I'm an internets shit poster yo I don't know any such thing as grammar also wow a zero you are more generous then me

      You started out at -10 and just dropped to -100
      -Shio Kitty Desu

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