POKEMON JUMP FUCKBOYS - Eeveentually I'll finish it

Shiny eevee: http://www.pokemonpets.com/Shiny-Eevee-Pokemon-Pokedex-2133

Shiny Glaceon: http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M961497e661c459e815d37f966a87b1abH0&w=250&h=250

     My name is Shio, I am deadly afraid of all pokemon but my partner Eevee. Well 6 Eevees to be exact, I caught all of them as my travels went on. My first Eevee was a shiny Eevee given to me by professor bitch..I mean Birch he hates when I call him that. I call her Crystal, she evolved into a Glaceon about 7 years ago. I have traveled all across the pokemon world in my last 10 years of travels. I have beaten every gym in the world at least once and competed in many contests, and even defeated a few evil teams here and there. I started off my first year running from every battle though, being afraid of all pokemon, but my precious Eevee of course. I would sprint from all wild encounters except for ones I couldn't get away from then I would let Eevee do all the work for me. Eventually I came across my second Eevee I named her Shimmer she is now my Espeon. We trounced around running from battles for a good year until I worked up the nerve to at least give orders from behind objects only peaking out once and awhile to see the battle. I was at least able to take my first gym by hiding behind a rock in the rock type gym while Shimmer and Crystal went to work,  

       Then we found our third friendly Eevee, I named Angel who then became a well she didn't evolve forever she eventually became Umbreon, but not yet. Around this time Shimmer and Crystal evolved making Angel jealous who then bit me every time I let her out for 6 whole months. On the ear, that shit hurts. Later I traded a pokemon I could barley look at without screaming in terror JigglyPuff for my 4th Eevee who I promptly named my first male Eevee Happy. Who then evolved into a Jolteon about 2 weeks later , making Angel even more jealous to the point that she would attack the others every chance she got. Especially Happy because he evolved 2 weeks after I got him. 

      Then we moved into the later half of my 10 year stunt as a pokemon master. We picked up 2 more Eevees both being named Starla and Elliot. One being my Sylveon (Starla) and the other being my Vaeporeon (Elliot). We traveled around with Angel still not Evolving (I'm pretty sure I will die if we go one more day without this happnening) I became famous for my 6 Eevees and the evolution. Angel becoming the "younger sister" of the Eevee family. When she finally evolved into an Umbreon at year 9 and 11 months just before our final Christmas in this world. We had a small Cabin in the woods outside my home town. I even could stand to be within 5 feet of new pokemon somtimes, maybe, a little bit. My headband with cat ears totally clashed with my winter coat though. 

Cya in the next jump/.